Indiana Jones' Fedora
ALT TEXT commentary on Wired by Lore Sjöberg, A Sober Warning About Indiana Jones' Fedora, is a humorous piece about the disclaimers that should be added at the beginning of certain movies. For example:
"WARNING: Indiana Jones is a fictional character. His movies are all set decades ago. He is more physically attractive than 98 percent of humanity. These are all reasons you should not attempt to dress like him."